Hi! Conklederp here, just stopping by to do a little bragging on behalf of Jaconian, because I know he won't do it himself. Jaconian has a not-so-secret hobby aside from video games, and that is cross stitching. I think he has posted about it before. Well, in addition to stitching awesome things, he also CREATES patterns, which you can check out at his new Etsy store, ExorStitch. The patterns he makes are sometimes snarky, sometimes geeky, and always super rad. Right now he's got a Stephen King tribute,a classic horror poster, a video game reference, and a threat from Norse Gods to clean your kitchen. It's refreshing to see some truly unconventional cross stitch patterns out there.