- "I just knocked that bad guy's head off with my mace!"
- "A beehive? Sure, I'll eat that."
- "Apparently I'm a cannibal now."
- "That bear gave me a disease."
- "Eh, I'll just send my follower to kill that guy."
- "I'm not allowed back in that town unless I pay my $10,000 bounty."
- "I sleep on average once a week."
- "Hm, she's not home. I'll just stand outside her house for 11 hours until she comes back."
- "Man, it sucks that I can only carry 600 lbs worth of stuff."
- "Ah shit, not another dragon!"
Happy new year, everyone! If you need me, I'll be out there fighting dragons and clearing caves of frost spiders :)
Pictured : an actual conversation